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Battenburg 

A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.
"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."
Battenburg by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012
Words you can keep

Battenburg 

A groovy, tasty cake. Sort of rocks. Also an expletive with a very, very narrow band of users.
'Oh holy fucking battenburg, man - my life is down the plughole'

'No, it was battenburg seepage'
Battenburg by I Ate The World October 1, 2005

Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot
My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.

butterburger 

Hi Butterburger (Marcus)
butterburger by HughJanis88 November 11, 2019
Bunch of ghetto ass white people
Hey man she’s white but using the n-word, must be from Batesburg
Batesburg by Eatass June 8, 2019

battenberg 

battenberg by Ggggggffg May 31, 2016

Battenburging 

Verb-comes from the popular yellow and pink cake. Shoving battenburg cake up someone's anus. Can be for sexual pleasure or simply a solution for disposing of left over cake.
Can also be interpreted as a threat.
"Hey Donny, if you don't gimme my money by thursday imma sneak into your house and battenburg you! D'ya hear?!"
or
Guy to girlfriend "hey baby, this may be a little weird but would you be into battenburging?"
Battenburging by LabiaMcRash April 2, 2012
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