Batenburg

A chickens favourite cake

What is a chickens favourite cake?

“Batenburg” pronounced in a chickens voice ie impression

by Yamasdaa October 24, 2022

Battenburg

A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.

"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."

by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012

bareburger

a shaved, plucked, waxed, or tweezed furburger

My furburger was so furry that I had to weed whack it into a bareburger

by brown eye October 12, 2004

Battenburg

A groovy, tasty cake. Sort of rocks. Also an expletive with a very, very narrow band of users.

'Oh holy fucking battenburg, man - my life is down the plughole'

'No, it was battenburg seepage'

by I Ate The World October 1, 2005

Batesburg

Bunch of ghetto ass white people

Hey man she’s white but using the n-word, must be from Batesburg

by Eatass June 8, 2019

battenberg

Something jeffery said....

Yo jeffery what you on about

Battenberg bro

by Ggggggffg May 31, 2016

Battenburging

Verb-comes from the popular yellow and pink cake. Shoving battenburg cake up someone's anus. Can be for sexual pleasure or simply a solution for disposing of left over cake.
Can also be interpreted as a threat.

"Hey Donny, if you don't gimme my money by thursday imma sneak into your house and battenburg you! D'ya hear?!"
or
Guy to girlfriend "hey baby, this may be a little weird but would you be into battenburging?"

by LabiaMcRash April 2, 2012