Battenburg
A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.
TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.
TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.
"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"
"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"
"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."
"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"
"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."
Battenburg by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012
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Battenburging
Verb-comes from the popular yellow and pink cake. Shoving battenburg cake up someone's anus. Can be for sexual pleasure or simply a solution for disposing of left over cake.
Can also be interpreted as a threat.
Can also be interpreted as a threat.
"Hey Donny, if you don't gimme my money by thursday imma sneak into your house and battenburg you! D'ya hear?!"
or
Guy to girlfriend "hey baby, this may be a little weird but would you be into battenburging?"
or
Guy to girlfriend "hey baby, this may be a little weird but would you be into battenburging?"
Battenburging by LabiaMcRash April 2, 2012
Battenburg Bellend
My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.
Battenburg Bellend by Moo I'm a cow! October 30, 2012
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