batte

One who has an obsession with a big monster penis.
Masturbates more than others.
Looking somewhat like a pornstar. Dark Hair.
Does whatever it takes to get more cock.
Goodlooking; main reason for recieving cock.
Sexual; constantly wanting to fuck.
Makes good sex noises.
Often horny; perfers swallow to spit.
Petite.

Do you see that petite girl with the dark hair? She is such a batte!!!!

by Joseph Benhakgi November 10, 2008

batte

An old battered car; a lemon.

I saw Ricky from highschool the other day and he was still driving the same batte around. I really thuought he'd have upgraded by now...

by NicJudy July 7, 2025

Battè

This is a coffee drink consisting of a Lattè and Bailey's.

I'd like one Battè, easy on the coffee and heavy on the alcohol.

by adk132 November 21, 2018

Build Back Batter

The act of withdrawing the penis during doggy-style sex at orgasm, and pointing the head of the cock above the buttocks and building a puddle of ejaculate (baby batter) on the small of the partner’s back.

After a few minutes of my stimulus package from behind, Alexandria hysterically lobbied me to pull out and Build Back Batter (BBB) on her tramp stamp.

by Panama Pucker December 22, 2021

the batterfly effect

n. 1. The effect of eating a bat in China and that leading to a global pandemic. See also: coronavirus cause.

Due to the batterfly effect, I'm in quarantine for two weeks, all alone.

Yeah, some dude eats a bat, and now I have to spend time with my husband. Ugh!

by picc285 March 24, 2020

Bantersauross

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.

"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"

by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021

Twat-Banter

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.

"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."

by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022