batsen

A Dutch word for having sexual intercourse.

Guy: What means batsen?
Dutch guy: Batsen means having sex.

by EmmaBatstJou September 6, 2007

batsen

Having anal sex, unlike most people claim.

even lekker batsen nou

by wertache March 16, 2017

Bausen's Law

According to Thebausffs' "Bausen's Law", in League of Legends, every plate is a kill and every turret two kills.

"So I'm 2/4.. But i took four plates, plus the turret.. So, according to Bausen's Law, I'm actually 8/4 would you look at that"

by trwygon April 7, 2023

Basten Brained

Someone who is the result of 16 generations of inbreeding therefor lacks any form of intelligence, self awareness and Behaves in hot-headed and impulsive way.
Usually also sociopathic.

That guy just hit his teacher because he didnt pass his test, He's Basten Brained

by xMonkeyMonk August 31, 2021

Basensorex

some pervy kid who has a special liking for feet

"Yo dude, do you see that basensorex over there?"
"omg yeah"
"i heard he likes feet"

by big brain gamer 1429 August 8, 2019

Batpenis

When the dick is so bad and sickening , it’s contagious

Dylan- aye I got batpenis

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

Battenburg

A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.

"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."

by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012