batson

(noun); a character of supreme imperial being who offers wisdom and warm cordiality to the worthy.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see His Royal Highness Batson yesterday?"
Person 2: "yeah, I learned some shit, dog."
Person 1: "Word."

by theteller November 2, 2008

batsoned

A chronic liar. Someone who makes plans and backs out. A person who claims to be able to acquire certian goods and has no means of coming through

"Man that sucks. You think youve been lied to, well I've been batsoned."

by dr. wellington May 24, 2009

Barry bee batson

a god

barry bee batson friging killed half my squad in under 3 seconds

by bee movie video game April 13, 2021

Crunchy Batson

The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.

She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson

by Jeck foul February 24, 2024

Batson transaction

A transaction made with Nate batson.

I made a batson transaction inside the corner tavern.

by anonymous May 28, 2023

Batson

Word deriving from the slang term 'batty' referring to one's bottom. The word provides a more formal alternative to the reference.

"How are you feeling today ma'am?", Charles asked.

"A severe pain in the batson has left me bed ridden, cancel all my obligations for the day".

by S Melsy Sutton September 10, 2022

maddox batson

American song writer and singer

Maddox Batson, I don't like you anymore

by robstown16 February 7, 2025