batson

(noun); a character of supreme imperial being who offers wisdom and warm cordiality to the worthy.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see His Royal Highness Batson yesterday?"
Person 2: "yeah, I learned some shit, dog."
Person 1: "Word."

by theteller November 02, 2008

batsoned

A chronic liar. Someone who makes plans and backs out. A person who claims to be able to acquire certian goods and has no means of coming through

"Man that sucks. You think youve been lied to, well I've been batsoned."

by dr. wellington May 24, 2009

Barry bee batson

a god

barry bee batson friging killed half my squad in under 3 seconds

by bee movie video game April 13, 2021

maddox batson

American song writer and singer

Maddox Batson, I don't like you anymore

by robstown16 February 07, 2025

Crunchy Batson

The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.

She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson

by Jeck foul February 24, 2024

Batson

Batson, He’s a youthman who’s loyal kind and loving. He loves football god and that one gyal but he’s also someone who men wanna kill for their girls cuz they know he don’t play no games.

who batson?
Yeah the #12 who does play in the back.

Batson around you girl?
I coming for you now girl.😫

by Brawling November 21, 2023

Batson

Word deriving from the slang term 'batty' referring to one's bottom. The word provides a more formal alternative to the reference.

"How are you feeling today ma'am?", Charles asked.

"A severe pain in the batson has left me bed ridden, cancel all my obligations for the day".

by S Melsy Sutton September 10, 2022