Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ratchetcumsock69

Hummused

To be very drunk and horny at the same time

Dom was so hummused after his night out with the boys

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I put Chia seeds in my waffle mix to make a chiaffle

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When two black men eat skittles out of a girls asshole while making dolphin noises

Did you hear they did a dirty Maura to her

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How many dicks do I have to slap until they rename it a dap

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A sock filled with juicy delicious cum that’s been left under a bed for 3 years

Dad- Son I need to use your sock for something

Son- I already used it as my ratchet cum sock

When the dick is so bad and sickening , it’s contagious

Dylan- aye I got batpenis

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People that dress up in fur suits and eat ass

Dylan-I’m going to furry con
Natasha- me too
Maura- me three

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