Skip to main content

Definitions by Ratchetcumsock69

Hummused 

To be very drunk and horny at the same time
Dom was so hummused after his night out with the boys
Hummused by Ratchetcumsock69 November 4, 2021

chiaffle 

I put Chia seeds in my waffle mix to make a chiaffle
chiaffle by Ratchetcumsock69 March 18, 2021

Dirty Maura 

When two black men eat skittles out of a girls asshole while making dolphin noises
Did you hear they did a dirty Maura to her
Dirty Maura by Ratchetcumsock69 April 15, 2020
How many dicks do I have to slap until they rename it a dap
Luke- I wanna dap up my homies
Dap by Ratchetcumsock69 April 13, 2020
When the dick is so bad and sickening , it’s contagious
Dylan- aye I got batpenis
Batpenis by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

Juicy seagull 

When you fully submerge yourself into the ocean and run onto the sand and role in it covering yourself with sand. Then you run around stealing peoples food.
Dylan- I’m so hungry do you want to juicy seagull with me
Natasha- sure
People that dress up in fur suits and eat ass
Dylan-I’m going to furry con
Natasha- me too
Maura- me three
Furry by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020