9 definitions by Ratchetcumsock69

1

When you put your dick in a hotdog bun

Griffin- my gf wants to give me a hotdog dick
Tyler- wow I wish I was you

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

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2

I put Chia seeds in my waffle mix to make a chiaffle

by Ratchetcumsock69 March 18, 2021

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3

When the dick is so bad and sickening , it’s contagious

Dylan- aye I got batpenis

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

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4

Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick

For dinner I want a midget kabob

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

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5

ratchet cum sock

A sock filled with juicy delicious cum that’s been left under a bed for 3 years

Dad- Son I need to use your sock for something

Son- I already used it as my ratchet cum sock

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

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6

How many dicks do I have to slap until they rename it a dap

Luke- I wanna dap up my homies

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 13, 2020

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7

People that dress up in fur suits and eat ass

Dylan-I’m going to furry con
Natasha- me too
Maura- me three

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

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