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When you fully submerge yourself into the ocean and run onto the sand and role in it covering yourself with sand. Then you run around stealing peoples food.
Dylan- I’m so hungry do you want to juicy seagull with me
Natasha- sure
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by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

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When the dick is so bad and sickening , it’s contagious
Dylan- aye I got batpenis
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by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

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When you put your dick in a hotdog bun
Griffin- my gf wants to give me a hotdog dick
Tyler- wow I wish I was you
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by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

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A sock filled with juicy delicious cum that’s been left under a bed for 3 years
Dad- Son I need to use your sock for something

Son- I already used it as my ratchet cum sock
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How many dicks do I have to slap until they rename it a dap
Luke- I wanna dap up my homies
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by Ratchetcumsock69 April 13, 2020

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Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick
For dinner I want a midget kabob
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When two black men eat skittles out of a girls asshole while making dolphin noises
Did you hear they did a dirty Maura to her
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by Ratchetcumsock69 April 15, 2020

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