batrillion

the highest number ever

my dick iz a batrillion inches long

batrillion by Fuck November 5, 2003

badillion 

A very large number. Some think it is equal to 1 dabillion to the dabillionth power. Also equal to the highest number you can think of +1. The desired sum within your bank account. Not to be confused with 1 bajillion, which is obviously made up.

How many friends do you have?
Like, a badillion, I think.
No way.

badillion by jtommyh April 23, 2021

Brilliong 

Something that is both brilliant and wrong. Usually used to describe jokes

A joke that is brilliong: How do you get 100 babies in a bath - blender. How do you get them out again - Doritos.

Brilliong by Reodude February 23, 2013

bazillion 

A hell of a lot of said thing, but still a slight over exaggeration as to the actual amount.

I worked like a bazillion hours this week... by a bazillion I mean 20

bazillion by mchannah February 7, 2009

bajillion 

A number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number

I know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!

bajillion by Mouse February 18, 2003

Samdog Bagillionaire 

A boss. That destroys everything in his path and leaves no survivors. He lives his life by FBGM.

If you have to ask what a Samdog bagillionaire is then you're already dead.

Samdog Bagillionaire by Redunderoath June 10, 2011

bitillionaire 

To own 1 Million bits - The equivalent of a whole Bitcoin. Or often referred to as the 1/21 Million club.

I became a Bitillionaire today.

bitillionaire by AnalyzerX7 November 9, 2014