Brilliong

Something that is both brilliant and wrong. Usually used to describe jokes

A joke that is brilliong: How do you get 100 babies in a bath - blender. How do you get them out again - Doritos.

by Reodude February 23, 2013

A golden yacht for every billionaire

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

Eleventy Billion

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.

"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"

by Trebek December 30, 2003

4 Billion

The exact number of any exaggerated quantity of anything (minutes, books, tacos, etc.).

Hey, i saw sally sit in your lap at the party last night. did you finally give in to that swamp donkey?

What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!

by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008

D Billions

D Billions is a nursery rhyme channel platform that uploads stupid nursery rhymes for babies and kids
like that tiktok they used a D Billions popular nursery rhyme and it's my name is

go search that nursery rhyme but add it with the word D Billions

the song goes like this:
My nAmE Is cHiCkY! ChIcKy cHicKy cHiCkY,

hey have you ever heard of this channel called D Billions?
yes they upload weird nursery rhymes and in some of the nursery rhymes the voices can change and it's very odd.

by holydrugs April 27, 2022

billinge rain

billinge rain is fine rain which gets you soaking wet.

oh god it’s billinge rain best grab me coat

by billinger September 9, 2018

billion dollar baby

Billion Dollar baby means that from a young age you've had the mentality and mindset that you're gonna make it in life, go places and make alot of money

I'm a "billion dollar baby" man, been on this shit since I was a jit

by Willllay November 17, 2019