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basstard 

A person who turns up their music so loud you can hear the bass outside of the area it is being played, especially in your own apartment/house/car.
"Man, I got no sleep last night."
"Why?"
"The basstard who lives above me was at it all night with that obnoxious techno music."
"The basstard's still alive?"
"Yeah."
"Then whose coffee did I poison...?"
basstard by Darren C July 21, 2008
A rare Ukrainian surname, which describes an extremely strong, powerful, pretty and smart woman/girl.
- Wow, just look at the girl that stands next to the statue, she looks breathtaking
- Yep, she's amazing, her surname must be Basista!
Basista by karell.6969 March 29, 2021

Larry Basstard 

"Larry Basstard" Wannabe: Self Proclaimed: Failures: The Xanax King, lethal weapon, Child Killer of lives, Wannabe biker, Hells Angel, weapons specialist, Veteran dishonorable discharge, Self proclaimed bike mechanic, drop-out, G.E.D. Thief, Murderer, Property destruction, Evicted, Unwanted Impregnator.
Don't turn me into a Larry Basstard!

Basstard 

A Basstard is a douchebag who insists on turning the bass up very high when listening to music. The bass ends up drowning out pretty much everything else in the song and the music basically turns into mud.
What song is that idiot listening to? I can't tell because the bass is too high. what a basstard!

That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.

The basstard was musically retarded.
Basstard by CurvedMirror January 16, 2010

basstastic 

A word used to describe a woman who enjoys fishing and is particularly good at bass fishing. She's a pretty girl that's not afraid to bait her own hook, she loves the ocean and being on a boat. She is a fantastic bass fisher-woman!
That girl pretty girl Sarah always catches the most bass! She really is basstastic!
basstastic by josh141414 January 12, 2012

Basstard 

Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Bass" over the "Guitar" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.

Also See Guitard
Joe: I am playing Bass, the Guitar is stupid so you can play it.

Mike: Quit being such a Basstard, We can switch every other song
Basstard by Gamewizard 546 September 21, 2009