Bastermaiting

The art of shoving cum back into your penis after ejacuation

Dude there's this new section on PornHub... Bastermaiting... It's fuckin weird!

by desaladbar December 9, 2019

Basturmating

Parking in the grass

My principal got onto the parents for basturmating.

by sonnybonnetboy69 April 5, 2022

basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

by MooN333 September 13, 2011