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bastardyish by woahwtf May 17, 2007
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Compassionate Bastardism
It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.
Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.
Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.
Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.
Compassionate Bastardism by Compassionate Bastard August 25, 2009
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Bastardising
Bastardising by Dr Beatz April 23, 2008
Bastardish
Bastardish by Ryan Cimmerer February 14, 2008
Bastardship
1. The quality or condition of a thing or act being a bastard.
2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.
2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.
John: Did you hear about Jimmy giving Jan a Strawberry Cheesecake the other day?
Jessica: No. What bastardship!
Jessica: No. What bastardship!
Bastardship by HarrassaOfHalicarnassa July 4, 2009
Bastardised
When a persons dad goes to the shops for a pack of fags and never comes back, they've been bastardised.
Barry was bastardised at an early age when his dad went to the shop for a pack of cigarettes and never returned.
Barry was bastardised at an early age when his dad went to the shop for a pack of cigarettes and never returned.
Bastardised by RKingda July 28, 2015
bastardise
To make a bastard doesn't necessarily have to refer to people. Giving a legitimate word a new meaning could be bastardising the word. Basically, it's butchering the English language. See orphaned. If you have an idea, and someone takes the idea, changes it around and gives it new meaning, that's bastardising. If you design a newsletter, for instance, and someone else takes over and keeps part of your design but applies elements that don't match up with yours, that's bastardising. You get the drift.
Henry, how do you like the newsletter now that Sue's been doing it for a year?
I'd like it better if she hadn't bastardised my design.
Well, how do you like urbandictionary.com?
Half the people putting stuff up there just bastardise the language.
I'd like it better if she hadn't bastardised my design.
Well, how do you like urbandictionary.com?
Half the people putting stuff up there just bastardise the language.
bastardise by Glenwood October 1, 2006
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