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Bastardish by Ryan Cimmerer February 14, 2008
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Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox
bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings by wichita December 2, 2007
You bastards!
You bastards! by The dooshizzle February 4, 2005
big bastards
Refers to extremely large breasts. Also commonly referred to as "BBs"
To understand big bastard apply the following criteria:
1) Breasts must be huge. Think DD as a starting point. There are specific exemptions for small framed women (see below).
2) Breasts must contrast sharply with rest of build. They must be huge relative to the size of the woman. For example, DDs on a 220 lb woman do not make big bastards. A class exemplar would be a 5'-6" 120 lb woman with double Ds.
3) Breasts must be visible from the back. As the big bastards walk away they must be clearly visible at the sides of the rib cage.
4) Breasts may be enhanced. Authentic big bastards are a miracle of modern plastic surgery. Occasionally natural big bastards will be sighted. Natural big bastards are referred to as "big bastard natties."
5) Big bastards are rare. We have estimated that the likelihood of seeing authentic, verified by at least two class experts, big bastards in Southern Orange County California is something between the odds of being dealt a straight flush and a royal flush in poker.
To understand big bastard apply the following criteria:
1) Breasts must be huge. Think DD as a starting point. There are specific exemptions for small framed women (see below).
2) Breasts must contrast sharply with rest of build. They must be huge relative to the size of the woman. For example, DDs on a 220 lb woman do not make big bastards. A class exemplar would be a 5'-6" 120 lb woman with double Ds.
3) Breasts must be visible from the back. As the big bastards walk away they must be clearly visible at the sides of the rib cage.
4) Breasts may be enhanced. Authentic big bastards are a miracle of modern plastic surgery. Occasionally natural big bastards will be sighted. Natural big bastards are referred to as "big bastard natties."
5) Big bastards are rare. We have estimated that the likelihood of seeing authentic, verified by at least two class experts, big bastards in Southern Orange County California is something between the odds of being dealt a straight flush and a royal flush in poker.
big bastards by KappaPhi2008 May 16, 2008
Compassionate Bastardism
It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.
Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.
Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.
Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.
Compassionate Bastardism by Compassionate Bastard August 25, 2009
Bastardize
bas-tard-ize (Verb)
1. To diminish the quality or character of;
2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize
3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.
1. To diminish the quality or character of;
2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize
3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.
Bastardize by invisibleninjas August 11, 2009