Bastardising

To rip apart a selected format and screw with its originality

That Daniel has been bastardising our language again

by Dr Beatz April 23, 2008

bastardising

When a person or animal excreets.

"In a chav's household you may even catch sight of a mangy cat bastardising under the dining room table!"

by Leanne March 16, 2005

Bastardizing

To Bastardize :

To take something and

Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.

Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 1.5x times, which gets millions of views.)

Bastardizing.

by x0racunx March 22, 2010

lazy bastardizing

When you combine doing nothing with slacking off.

Ah there's nothing like lazy bastardizing on hot summer days.

by Prophet of Confusion April 8, 2008

Bastarding

The act of searching out somebody who has just achieved something good and then instantly ruining it for them by doing something annoying to take the shine off of it. Usually a whole day activity as finding somebody who has just achieved success isn't easy.

If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.

If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.

You get the idea.

Hey John, fancy a spot of bastarding today?

by Frederik43 March 28, 2010

bastarding

A word commonly used when you feel unable to say "Fucking".

I don't bastarding believe it.

by GrEMbOt... September 7, 2005

car bastarding

When you cruise around in a car and yell obscenities at strangers walking down the street. You know you have given a successful car bastard when your victim stutters or gives a dumbfounded look

All summer long, we go out car bastarding almost every night.

by bakedfosho April 23, 2004