Bastardship

1. The quality or condition of a thing or act being a bastard.

2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.

John: Did you hear about Jimmy giving Jan a Strawberry Cheesecake the other day?
Jessica: No. What bastardship!

by HarrassaOfHalicarnassa July 4, 2009

bastardlips

Lips on a person which appear to offend others. This often refers to crossdressers or transvestites and transexuals

Have you seen that wankers lips lately? He's a right bastardlips

by Lewis J D January 10, 2008