Basketball IQ 

A subjective term used by basketball bloggers that is based on a player’s court awareness, anticipation, defense, and offense, but is mostly used as a backhanded insult about the player’s intelligence.

Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.

Basketball IQ by tom December 23, 2008

Basketballing

A sex act in which the man goes “balls deep” in a woman’s anus until his entire dick has disappeared. Extra points for a dunk on the first try.

Clayton: Dude I was basketballing Stacy last night.

Karsten: She lets anyone basketball her bro, she a ho.

Basketballing by KarstensMomIsStacy November 5, 2019

Basketballian Stage

A stage you are in when you are learning basketball terms.

"In class today we were learning stuff about basketball, we also learned we are in something called the basketballian stage."

Basketballian Stage by Nico Haas October 3, 2023

Basketballian Term 

A basketballian term is a term used in basketball.

"In class today we were learning about basketballian terms."

Basketballian Term by Nico Haas October 3, 2023

Basketballian 

A proper way to say terms in basketball.

'Basketballian'

It's a more complicated and or descriptive word used to describe one and or all basketball terms.

For Example: down screen, dribble, drive, dunk, elbow, a basket, PTS, free throw, F, C, etc.

Friend 1: "Hey, can you teach me some basketball terms?"
Friend 2: "The proper way to say basketball terms is a word called, basketballian."

Friend 3: "Hey, what does basketballian mean?"
Friend 4: "Its a more proper word for basketball terms."
Friend 3: "Oh alright."

Basketballian by Nico Haas October 3, 2023

Basketballing

When your having sex with a girl in the missionary position and she starts patting your bum cheek with one hand in an effort to make you go harder and faster. If she uses two hands then its commonly referred to as "double basketballing".

I was doing my thing all slow and sexy and she started "basketballing" me. I ignored it and then she started the "double basketballing" me into action. Fair enough.

Basketballing by mikeygold November 18, 2011

Basketballing

When your trying to impress bay and she’s really ignorant about sports

Hey babe I was just basketballing and no I’m hella sweaty

Basketballing by eatmeandrew May 20, 2018