KarstensMomIsStacy's definitions

Basketballing

A sex act in which the man goes “balls deep” in a woman’s anus until his entire dick has disappeared. Extra points for a dunk on the first try.

Clayton: Dude I was basketballing Stacy last night.

Karsten: She lets anyone basketball her bro, she a ho.

by KarstensMomIsStacy November 5, 2019

Skang

The residue left of a mans semen inside or on a woman’s body.

Clayton: I left some skang on robins back last night, she texted me today and said it wouldn’t come off.

Austin: That’s disgusting

by KarstensMomIsStacy March 9, 2020

Bagging the Groceries

A sexual act performed by at least 2 people/ Mainly performed by a women on a man/ Similar to roadside assistance/ When the women gives oral sex to the man in a car while sitting in any supermarket parking lot.
i.e. Walmart, Target
Most often occurring at night times or when there is a low influx of people in the parking lot at any given time.

LJ: Hey babe, you down to go bagging the groceries before we leave?

Rylee: Oh hell yeah, get over here now.

by KarstensMomIsStacy January 16, 2021

Burping the Babies

After a man has finished ejaculating, he squeezes the last bit of sperm out of his dick and slaps himself on the ass a few times to make sure it all comes out.

Austin: I been so lonely lately I’ve been burping the babies every night.

Logan: L

by KarstensMomIsStacy February 11, 2021

Skymp Dimmy

A universal word that can be used in almost any situation, describing anything it needs to.

Austin: That kid looks skymp dimmy as fuck.
Karsten: Im gonna skymp dimmy your mom if you don’t shut the fuck up.

by KarstensMomIsStacy August 12, 2021