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Basildon 

Basildon is a town in Essex,

it is widley known as "chav town" as this is where most of the chavs hang around. Basildon has the hightest rate of teeenage pregnacys in the whole of the UK and, not supprisingly, Also has the highest rate or S.T.D's,

However basildon is not ALL bad, there is a small section (st martins square) where the anti-chavs go, all the alternative people, emo, skater, goth, grunge, hardcore and punk population.

Basildon is Located next to billericay and Laindon
A: you going basildon ?
B: screw that, ill get pregnat or beaten by chavs
A: Not a the square you wont.

Basildon Smile 

A phrase to describe the protrusion of one's hairy arse crack above one's jeans when they bend over.
Fucking Hell Jim, pull 'ya breeches up! You're givin' me the Basildon Smile
Basildon Smile by selbatron November 9, 2018

Basildon TC 

A totally cool and wicked place to hang out with your mates, eat Hotdog and take a Capt Leaky.
Re: Basildon TC
Posted: Apr 5, 2009 9:00 AM
Reply

Oh no!

Basildon are the creme de la creme of Trade Counters!

I mean, just look at what they do that marks them out:

They give out their phone number and answer the phone!

They always have everything in stock!

All their tills are always manned!

The staff are very very knowledgeable!

They help you load your van!

Free donuts and coffee every morning and free tea and biscuits in the afternoons!


so I'm told..
Basildon TC by chippie244 April 8, 2009

Basicking 

Atleast Knowing the basics of a language
Ey bro he was 'Basicking' that language.
Basicking by BasicKing December 4, 2019

Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.
If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.
Basildon Colon by Reefknot January 27, 2020

Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.
"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"
Basildon cheese by bigdave3 December 20, 2020
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