Reefknot's definitions

Tapping

Act of giving the office vacancy to an existing male employee to the exclusion of other better suited candidates

Only permitting Cis gender heterosexual middle aged men to apply for a job.
Tapped or tapping.

Dave is tapping Bob up for the vacant team leader role. Judy and Audrey would be better leaders, but Bob has the senior male certificate.

by Reefknot March 8, 2021

tinp

Tinp - there is no pattern

Glastonbury ticket release dates and lineup dates never arrive at the same times each year. There is no pattern. Tinp.

by Reefknot June 11, 2023

Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

by Reefknot January 27, 2020

mafil

Middle aged femail in lyra.

Gender Binary Cycling term

Opposite of MAMIL

I just got knocked off my scooter by a freewheeling mafil.

by Reefknot May 18, 2020

untired

Act of reversing retirement.

Having pretired at 55, I found myself short of cash, so I untired and went back to work.

by Reefknot September 11, 2022

count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.

You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.

by Reefknot June 24, 2021

Shiz

Specific version of 'shit', meaning 'stuff' or 'concentration' Not a derogatory term.

"I'm late for the airport, and I've not yet packed my shiz."
Or
"Stop messing around Joe, and get your shiz together on that winch, before we loose this catch."

by Reefknot August 13, 2020