Reefknot's definitions

Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

by Reefknot January 27, 2020

mafil

Middle aged femail in lyra.

Gender Binary Cycling term

Opposite of MAMIL

I just got knocked off my scooter by a freewheeling mafil.

by Reefknot May 18, 2020

Shiz

Specific version of 'shit', meaning 'stuff' or 'concentration' Not a derogatory term.

"I'm late for the airport, and I've not yet packed my shiz."
Or
"Stop messing around Joe, and get your shiz together on that winch, before we loose this catch."

by Reefknot August 13, 2020

fingers on your buzzers

A game show term, but also a euphemism for female self pressure.

Game show host to contests "fingers on your buzzers for your first question"

by Reefknot December 21, 2022

Tapping

Act of giving the office vacancy to an existing male employee to the exclusion of other better suited candidates

Only permitting Cis gender heterosexual middle aged men to apply for a job.
Tapped or tapping.

Dave is tapping Bob up for the vacant team leader role. Judy and Audrey would be better leaders, but Bob has the senior male certificate.

by Reefknot March 8, 2021

PtG

Acronym for Phil the Greek, aka Duke of Edinburgh.

Laughing my head off browsing some of the PtG quotes.

by Reefknot April 13, 2021

untired

Act of reversing retirement.

Having pretired at 55, I found myself short of cash, so I untired and went back to work.

by Reefknot September 11, 2022