colon

An intestinal waterslide. Fluid and solids go in, fluid is absorbed and solids are passed out the rectum.

My colon is on fire after eating Taco Bell.

by percussiondrummer July 21, 2015

colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

colón

A Spanish last name . It means the hottest of them all and very kind .

Colón is very beautiful

by Snnffn December 24, 2018

Colon

A person that tries to be a "nice guy," on the outside but in reality, they're just an asshole.

"Man, that dude is such a freaking colon."

by Ding_ass January 1, 2021

Colon

very cool guy

Damn you Colon

by Eeeidifo December 29, 2021

colon

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by YeetoWords May 3, 2022

Colon

It is the vertical two dots that you will see in everyday life pretty much.

Person 1: Hey what are those two dots?

Person 2: That's a colon, stupid!

by hypnotiz3dd January 19, 2024