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Jay Baruchel
French-Canadian actor. Can speak French fluently. Was on Popular Mechanics for Kids and Undeclared. He was a cute ass geek in Fanboys, and an even cuter one as Kevin Sandusky in Tropic Thunder. Was also in Knocked Up with Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Martin Starr, etc. Super cool in I'm Reed Fish. Played Norah's sexy bad ass ex who has amazing style in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. Total cutie. Melts my hart.
<3s Montreal and hates Los Angeles, only is in LA for acting, and has the Maple Leaf tattoed on his heart.
Needless to say, he's an amazing underrated actor and is one sexy, nerdy, mother fucker.
<3s Montreal and hates Los Angeles, only is in LA for acting, and has the Maple Leaf tattoed on his heart.
Needless to say, he's an amazing underrated actor and is one sexy, nerdy, mother fucker.
Jay Baruchel by whatdidusay June 28, 2009
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nom-de-bauchery
Any alternative moniker taken to describe alternate behavior exhibited when someone is inebriated.
Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals
Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals
Guy 1: Man, Brad Nails really tore it up last night!
Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?
Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.
Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?
Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.
nom-de-bauchery by Rogue Query August 12, 2010
Bauchery
The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.
'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
Bauchery by The Human Bauch August 12, 2015
Stinker Baucher
Stinker Baucher by alyssa and lindsey October 16, 2008
Bauchery
The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence.
'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Ah you know, just some weekend bauchery. Booked my flights for next week, made a new filing system on my laptop , went to the garden centre to buy a new bonsai tree after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, and then did the washing up.'
'Ah you know, just some weekend bauchery. Booked my flights for next week, made a new filing system on my laptop , went to the garden centre to buy a new bonsai tree after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, and then did the washing up.'
Bauchery by The Human Bauch May 25, 2018
Baruched
When you become the victim of some absurd, dysfunctional, or hilariously frustrating situation at Baruch College. Typically caused by clueless staff, broken systems, random inconveniences, or pure chaos — and somehow, it’s always your problem now.
It’s not just bad luck — you’ve been Baruched.
It’s not just bad luck — you’ve been Baruched.
I came all the way to the city for one class and on my way up I got stuck in the elevator!
I finally got out after 15 minutes of panicking and screaming to walk up to the door and read the sign "Class Canceled, sorry for the late notice"
I just got badly baruched.
I finally got out after 15 minutes of panicking and screaming to walk up to the door and read the sign "Class Canceled, sorry for the late notice"
I just got badly baruched.
Baruched by Baruch Badbacht July 21, 2025