Baruched

When you become the victim of some absurd, dysfunctional, or hilariously frustrating situation at Baruch College. Typically caused by clueless staff, broken systems, random inconveniences, or pure chaos — and somehow, it’s always your problem now.

It’s not just bad luck — you’ve been Baruched.

I came all the way to the city for one class and on my way up I got stuck in the elevator!
I finally got out after 15 minutes of panicking and screaming to walk up to the door and read the sign "Class Canceled, sorry for the late notice"
I just got badly baruched.

Baruched by Baruch Badbacht July 21, 2025

Jay Baruchel 

French-Canadian actor. Can speak French fluently. Was on Popular Mechanics for Kids and Undeclared. He was a cute ass geek in Fanboys, and an even cuter one as Kevin Sandusky in Tropic Thunder. Was also in Knocked Up with Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Martin Starr, etc. Super cool in I'm Reed Fish. Played Norah's sexy bad ass ex who has amazing style in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. Total cutie. Melts my hart.

<3s Montreal and hates Los Angeles, only is in LA for acting, and has the Maple Leaf tattoed on his heart.

Needless to say, he's an amazing underrated actor and is one sexy, nerdy, mother fucker.

person: did you see Jay Baruchel in Nick & Norah?
another person: YEAH!!!11!1! UNF UNF UNF!!1!

Jay Baruchel by whatdidusay June 28, 2009

barucher 

A person that consistently offers up non-apologies

Don't be a barucher

barucher by facepalmforreal June 15, 2018

barched 

When you haven't been to the bar in like a week and are really craving overpriced drinks that are hopefully bought for you by a stranger who has no chance of seeing you naked tonight.

"I haven't been to a bar in days,
I'm feeling pretty barched."

barched by Kiahnkerz March 6, 2017