2 definitions by The Human Bauch
The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.
'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
by The Human Bauch July 19, 2015
The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence.
'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Ah you know, just some weekend bauchery. Booked my flights for next week, made a new filing system on my laptop , went to the garden centre to buy a new bonsai tree after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, and then did the washing up.'
'Ah you know, just some weekend bauchery. Booked my flights for next week, made a new filing system on my laptop , went to the garden centre to buy a new bonsai tree after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, and then did the washing up.'
by The Human Bauch May 25, 2018