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Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.
Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?
Bartolo Colon by Frisk This October 3, 2016

Bartelstone moot court 

Leaving a huge project until the last minute and making your partner crazy with rage.
You totally Bartelstone moot courted that thesis, turning it in minutes before the deadline.

bartolo'd 

I got fucking bartolo'd this weekend.
bartolo'd by schwagg September 14, 2012

Dante Bartolo

A guy who is super good at Smash and I would totally suck his dick.
Man that guy is good at smash, it must be Dante Bartolo, I wanna give him a blowjob.

Barrilito Syndrome

Agreeing to go to certain places and then flaking.
Flake, Ralph, Avery, James, barrilito, barrilito syndrome
Barrilito Syndrome by Buzz626_ July 19, 2019

Bartolotta 

strong sexy itailians,that you dont want to mess with
"holly crap that guy just messed with the wrong bartolotta"
Bartolotta by yeeea October 13, 2008