bartolito 

The best rooster ever. Bartolito has some of his own songs, one of the, being where he can’t crow right.

What’s that noise?
It’s Bartolito trying to crow

bartolito by anonymous May 8, 2023

Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.

Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?

Bartolo Colon by Frisk This October 3, 2016

Bartelstone moot court 

Leaving a huge project until the last minute and making your partner crazy with rage.

You totally Bartelstone moot courted that thesis, turning it in minutes before the deadline.

Bartelstone moot court by Brad Green July 28, 2008

bartolo'd 

It's a thing.

I got fucking bartolo'd this weekend.

bartolo'd by schwagg September 14, 2012

Dante Bartolo

A guy who is super good at Smash and I would totally suck his dick.

Man that guy is good at smash, it must be Dante Bartolo, I wanna give him a blowjob.

Dante Bartolo by Savageperson69 June 17, 2019

Barrilito Syndrome

Agreeing to go to certain places and then flaking.

Flake, Ralph, Avery, James, barrilito, barrilito syndrome

Barrilito Syndrome by Buzz626_ July 19, 2019

Bartolotta 

strong sexy itailians,that you dont want to mess with

"holly crap that guy just messed with the wrong bartolotta"

Bartolotta by yeeea October 13, 2008