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hey bartolo looking good
bartolo by tha kid123456789 March 23, 2011
Words you can keep
this word usually comes from mexico.
it means Dumfuck
you are such a bartolo
bartolo by juan jose ayala October 6, 2008
One who is full of shit or lies compulsively.
Pete is being SUCH a Bartolo today... who would believe that there is a fine line between ass and grapes?
Bartolo by Stack31 August 5, 2019

Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.
Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?
Bartolo Colon by Frisk This October 3, 2016

bartolo'd 

It's a thing.
I got fucking bartolo'd this weekend.
bartolo'd by schwagg September 14, 2012

Bartolo Colon

See: Golden Bath

The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.
Bartolo Colon by John Petrucci August 3, 2006

Bartolo Colon

With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."
After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.
Bartolo Colon by King Sulphur May 25, 2006
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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