bartolo 

italian name , good looking

hey bartolo looking good

bartolo by tha kid123456789 March 23, 2011

bartolo 

this word usually comes from mexico.
it means Dumfuck

you are such a bartolo

bartolo by juan jose ayala October 6, 2008

Bartolo 

One who is full of shit or lies compulsively.

Pete is being SUCH a Bartolo today... who would believe that there is a fine line between ass and grapes?

Bartolo by Stack31 August 5, 2019

Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.

Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?

Bartolo Colon by Frisk This October 3, 2016

bartolo'd 

It's a thing.

I got fucking bartolo'd this weekend.

bartolo'd by schwagg September 14, 2012

Bartolo Colon

See: Golden Bath

The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.

Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.

Bartolo Colon by John Petrucci August 3, 2006

Bartolo Colon

With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."

After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.

Bartolo Colon by King Sulphur May 25, 2006