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by KurdishNamezz June 10, 2017
Get the baroch mug.Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.
She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.
Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.
Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.
Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.
Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.
— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
by puppysestra August 15, 2014
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by WJ_Raider June 28, 2018
Get the Barch mug.The notorious ship between the 44th president of the United States, Barackoli Obama, and Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson. Fans went wild over the sexual tension of these two, and the trend of believing they were a couple rose, and has not simmered down since.
*every 14 year old girls‘ sleepover*
Linda: “okay Suzie, who’s your otp?”
Meredith: “Don‘t. Fucking. Say. It.”
Suzie: “Why, Barock Obama, of course.”
Linda: “Now that’s hot.”
Linda: “okay Suzie, who’s your otp?”
Meredith: “Don‘t. Fucking. Say. It.”
Suzie: “Why, Barock Obama, of course.”
Linda: “Now that’s hot.”
by Ratzlap December 15, 2019
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K.R.: Sure brochacho
I.G.: I consider you to be my brochica
K.R.: WTF??!!!!!!
I.G.: Exactly. Sooo, are you down to DTF?
K.R.: Sure, thats what brochicas do.
K.R.: Sure brochacho
I.G.: I consider you to be my brochica
K.R.: WTF??!!!!!!
I.G.: Exactly. Sooo, are you down to DTF?
K.R.: Sure, thats what brochicas do.
by IKillGreenRabbits December 25, 2010
Get the brochica mug.To suffer from either the intended or unintended consequences of policy decisions made by Barack Obama.
Employee A: "Did you see that the DOW has fallen 2500 points since Obama was elected?"
Employee B: "Unfortunately, yes. My 401(k) has officially been Barocked."
and,
Tim: "My uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to Obama's energy policy."
Joe: "Oh, your uncle just got Barocked!"
and,
Angela: "When I got that concussion from my car accident, I tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. I had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance."
Terry: "Oh my gosh, I got Barocked just like that last week! I wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that'll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized I guess."
Employee B: "Unfortunately, yes. My 401(k) has officially been Barocked."
and,
Tim: "My uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to Obama's energy policy."
Joe: "Oh, your uncle just got Barocked!"
and,
Angela: "When I got that concussion from my car accident, I tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. I had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance."
Terry: "Oh my gosh, I got Barocked just like that last week! I wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that'll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized I guess."
by Chicago Politics February 23, 2009
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ex:
Friend: How do these jeans look on me? I love them.
You: (pleasantly) SO barbchop! (in this case barbchop means bad)
OR EVIL, if you would not like to get in trouble to insult those who pester you.
ex:
You: (to some tag along nitwit who thinks they're your friend) You are the most barbchopping person I have ever met! I don't think it would be possible for you to be more barbchop!
(in this case, barbchop means "ridiculously crap" or similar.)
ex:
Friend: How do these jeans look on me? I love them.
You: (pleasantly) SO barbchop! (in this case barbchop means bad)
OR EVIL, if you would not like to get in trouble to insult those who pester you.
ex:
You: (to some tag along nitwit who thinks they're your friend) You are the most barbchopping person I have ever met! I don't think it would be possible for you to be more barbchop!
(in this case, barbchop means "ridiculously crap" or similar.)
by Bricheese March 23, 2009
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