Barch

An attack strategy in the popular mobile game Clash of Clans where the attacker uses both barbarians and archers, usually spreading them around the defenders base in a circle.

Dang! Some guy used a barch attack on my base and stole all my loot!

by WJ_Raider June 28, 2018

Barch

A combo-word of Bitch and Bark.

I wish she would shut her mouth and stop barching about what happened last night!

by KoolKritter February 13, 2022

barch

When a person is rudely and fiercly introduced to another persons bare ass and proceeds to be on the receiving end of a nasty and most unpleasant fart.

"Did you see that? Murph just go barched!"

by Hius Enauk April 03, 2005

barch

A fart that rather than being expelled through the anus is released through the mouth, emitting a smell so vile that the barcher also vomits.

Something doesn't feel right, I think I'm going to barch.

by statue_bro May 19, 2016

barched

When you haven't been to the bar in like a week and are really craving overpriced drinks that are hopefully bought for you by a stranger who has no chance of seeing you naked tonight.

"I haven't been to a bar in days,
I'm feeling pretty barched."

by Kiahnkerz March 06, 2017

barch

1) Bachelor of Architecture
2) Bitch

1) I see you have a BArch
2) You are a barch

by Nick BDD July 05, 2006

barch

another way to say bitch

"you stupid bitch" or "you stupid B-Arch"

by donli December 10, 2003