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barmonize 

To harmonize with the band from the safety of your bar stool, preferably loud and off-key.
I love to barmonize with the band while drinking, but I hate it when they ask me to stop.
barmonize by bermzies October 28, 2015

pinch harmonics 

On the guitar, pinch harmonics is the act of lightly touching a string with the edge of your thumb/palm (picking hand) after plucking it. Similar to natural harmonics except you're not playing off a fret. If you use a lot of distortion and gain it produces a squealing effect.
A lot of guitarists use pinch harmonics, most notably Zakk Wylde, but also players like ZZ Top, Dimebag Darrell, and even Steve Vai.
pinch harmonics by bryan18 August 21, 2005

vagina harmonics 

An old trick created by Keith Richards on an early tour.Harmonics are created on the guitar by having a women hover their vagina over the designated fret. He once did it live on stage. He was later arrested for it.
Hey Keith instead of using your finger use Francine's hairy pink taco...we'll call it vagina harmonics

Incest is gross...but vagina harmonic are hot

Barmonies 

Harmony vocals performed by two or more people in a bar. Typically but not necessarily slightly out of tune and performed loudly to the accompaniment of the jukebox.
"Sweet barmonies last night dude!"
Barmonies by Kris P Kreme August 12, 2012
Means sexy ass white southern belle. Typically long sexy blonde hair. Big juicy lips and a ass that will make yo daddy proud. And sexy legs that goes for days. Definitely a lady in the streets and a straight up davidson county freak in the sheets
Damn did you see that? That was defentliey a Baronica.
Baronica by Bigpunn336 October 4, 2018

Barobics 

The act of exercising through lifting glasses of beer while drinking in a bar. The more drink consumed the more sufficient the exercise.
''Hey Steve. Are you coming for a run after work?''
''No thanks Richard. I am already booked in for Barobics at Joe's Bar at 7''
Barobics by Billy No Mates December 19, 2013