bargey

Pushy, invasive, overbearing, bold, aggressive, forceful

She was being bargey and plowed through the crowd.

by Haddy1267 December 20, 2016

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

Barney Calhoun

The bad-ass security guard in Half Life 1 & 2. Barney Calhoun is the playable character in Half-Life: Blue Shift, and a major character in Half-Life 2 as well as Episode One. Michael Shapiro provided Barney's voice in the games of the Half-Life series. Scott Lynch, Valve Software's Chief Operating Officer, lent his face to the game for use in-game as Barney in Half-Life 2.

In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.

Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.

Barney Calhoun owes Gordon Freeman a beer.

Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.

I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.

by I Love Mr PhD July 9, 2010

auto erotic barneyfication

Auto Erotic Barneyfication is a sexual gratification term that arose out of the underground sex party scene in Berlin, Germany in the late 1990s. It involves (generally) men who like to dress up as Barney the purple Dinosaur & engage in sexual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a T-Rex.

I met this guy at the Halloween Party dressed as Barney the Dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until I walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing BJs. It transpires this dude is a practitioner of Auto Erotic Barneyfication

by DinoLarry July 26, 2010

barney the pedophile

Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."

1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show

2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!

by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016

Barney-style

Simplifying something down to a level that is easily understood by pre-schoolers and idiots.

I don't think he understands what you're trying to say. Maybe you should break that down Barney-style.

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

face barge

When a women backs up onto a mans face to dock onto his mouth, sometimes performed without the captains permission. Like a river boat without paddles.

Dude, before i knew it, shed pulled down her pants and face barged me with her flange, i didnt expect that.

by JtothePizzle February 21, 2014