Bargoyle 

An old haggard rock slut that never leaves the local bar. She frightens the twenty oner's with her sexual advances and dirt rock dance moves.

Holy shit, that bargoyle just passed out in a pile of her own vomit.

Bargoyle by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

bargoyle 

older version of a bar cougar/vulture hybrid, all glammed up!!

who's the bargoyle perched by the dancefloor ... waiting for her next meal ...

bargoyle by RoxyRita February 20, 2009

bargoyle 

noun.
A patron who is ever so frequently found at a particular pub, lounge, bar, etc. as to become an ornamental fixture.

"That drunken asshat is nothing more than a Friday night bargoyle!"

bargoyle by etronthemachinehat March 2, 2010

bargoyle 

A particulary ugly female frequenting the local ale house.

Look at the face on that! what a fucking bargoyle

bargoyle by GAV October 22, 2003

bargoyle 

Either the girl who frequents the bar, preys upon guys who are too drunk to notice her genetic misfortunes, and is that one night stand that you will be continually horrified by.

Or a really old man that is always at the bar because he's retired and likes to tell awesome stories.

'So nasty, I cant believe John went home with that bargoyle.'
or 'Wow I cant believe that bargoyle was in The Battle of the Bulge.'

bargoyle by cass with sass January 14, 2009

Bargoyle 

That person who sits at the corner of the bar quietly on their phone and barely moves like a statue or gargoyle.
Usually a devout regular and never changes their order.

Oh Benny? He's a bargoyle. My easiest customer.

Bargoyle by Izzabella Martini March 22, 2017

Bargoyle 

To pearch atop a bar stool with both feet on the cushion.

Get up on that stool and be my little bargoyle.

Bargoyle by beeradz September 21, 2015