Barney-style 

Simplifying something down to a level that is easily understood by pre-schoolers and idiots.

I don't think he understands what you're trying to say. Maybe you should break that down Barney-style.

Barney-style by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

barney style 

To over simplify a concept or the description of an object or procedure. It refers to the TV show "Barney and Friends", which is for children.

You guys look confused. Let me break it down Barney style for you.

barney style by Laz8 September 30, 2007

Barney Style 

The act of spelling out the alphabet with your tongue while performing fellatio.

"Bro, I went down on this chick Barney Style and she came like a waterfall!"
"I tried to give it to her barney style, but my tongue got too tired halfway through."

Barney Style by Air420 January 8, 2021

Break it Down Barney Style 

This phrase is used when you are about to explain something to someone in very basic terms because anything too complex will confuse them, or already has confused them. Frequently used in the military. Does not usually have anything to do with sex.

"Alright, since my first explanation didn't seem to sink in for your morons, I'll break it down barney style for you."

Break it Down Barney Style by TheLongJ August 28, 2016

Break it down, Barney Style 

Explaining something in such a way that a small child could understand, often used by Soldiers in the U.S. Army, specifically NCOs

What Private? You don't know how to make your bunk? Lemme break it down, Barney style for ya.

Break it down, Barney Style by RedSmoke August 27, 2016

Break it Down Barney Style 

When you dress up in a dinosaur costume and have sex.

Daquan decided to break it down barney style on Jess last night. He went from 0 to 100 real quick. Real damn quick!

Break it Down Barney Style by goatfucker69 August 27, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005