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West Barnstable 

One of the seven villages in the town of Barnstable, located in the heart of Cape Cod, West Barnstable is the largest village by land but one of the smallest by population. There are virtually no bad areas of this town. Most of the village is composed of salt mash and beach so the people are spread out over a wide area. Although there are no bad areas in West Barnstable, the village is home to Sandy Neck, the largest beach and the most popular bonfire beach out of all mid-cape areas and parties there may never go to plan...
Guy 1: wanna head over to Sandy Neck in West Barnstable for that bonfire tonight.

Guy 2: sure man, I'll go invite 20 other people I know!
West Barnstable by Bobby5767 February 19, 2013

Barnstable 

A town located on Cape Cod, Massachusetts. It’s divided into several villages, all different in their own way.

Start with the villages on the North, located on Cape Cod Bay. The North has mostly normal wealthy people.
West Barnstable- has Sandy Neck, one of the biggest beaches on Cape Cod. The entire town is nice and it still has its "small town" feel.
Barnstable Village- It is home to Barnstable Harbor, Millway and Cummiquid.

Now lets look on the South, located on Nantucket Sound; much different.
Cotuit-. People here tend to have a stuck up attitude of "being from Cotuit" even though it means nothing.
Osterville- Regarded as the nicest village in Barnstable. Has Dowses Beach. The locals only beach.
Oyster Harbors- Richest place on Cape Cod. Mansions sit empty most of the year as "summer cottages".

Marstons Mills- The average part of Barnstable. People here range from rich to bums and many are referred to as "Millbillys".
Centerville- Much is overdeveloped and people tend to stay crowded in.
Craigville- Part of Centerville located on the water. Has Craigville Beach. It’s the tourist beach and no true locals ever go there. If they do, it’s to annoy the tourists.
Hyannisport- Very wealthy small village. Famous for being the home of the Kennedy Family. Squaw Island, the golf course and the breakwater are all located in this small area.
Hyannis- Immigration happened and now it is the lowest place on Cape Cod. The only nice parts are on the water.
North and South Barnstable are so different!
Barnstable by capelocal January 6, 2014

The Tzarina of West Barnstable 

A wild white tiger who made her fortunes in the Russian gold mines after her fathers mysterious death. She is a known Russian spy. Like most tigers she can kill a man from 30 paces. Like most Russian women she can kill a man with a dagger stare and arsenic in their coffee. Rumored to be estranged from her two half brothers.

Traditionally a tzarina is a Russian princess before the Russian revolution of 1917.
I’m sick of my husband and thinking about giving him the tzarina of west Barnstable treatment.

Barnstable high school 

Barnstable high school also known as “Stable”,”dirty stable”, and”red raiders” is a high school located in Barnstable Massachusetts. It is know for mainly “stable thots” and it’s good football team, along with drugs and a good time. Although its horrible mascot name “red raidera native American Barnstable is one of the best public schools on cape cod.

Barnstable high school 

A high school in Barnstable ma that had a pretty high population. The school isn’t the prettiest looking and they’re known for a lot of drugs. They cannot beat their rivals, falmouth high school. Also referred to as “stable”
This is a Barnstable high school situation.

barnstable academy 

a college prep school for kids from bad situations
1: hey where can i find some good weed

2: oh barnstable academy (ba) kids are loaded w drugs
1: why?
2: they’re fucked up in the head and still end up in good colleges
barnstable academy by annon1126 December 27, 2020
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