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barboured 

When an individual rocks up to your girl in a Barbour branded jacket and smothers her with his ligole bips.
Gabz: I'm going out tonight.

Mother: Watch you don't get barboured by them boys.
barboured by Crookz September 22, 2010
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Barbourian

A wax-jacketed, huntin', fishin' shootin' type, such as me, of the English countryside, who loves to indulge in all things bucolic and preserving of the rural landscape, including killing and eating as much of it as possible. As me, quite possibly ex-Army, wont to driving old Land Rovers, being rather poor and fond of cord trousers and tweed if a chap and nice skirts and floppy straw hats if a chappette.

Not to be confused with the agri-yob, which is a lower caste of countryside dweller altogether.

Not, either, to be confused with Barbar the Elephant.
William Boot, erstwhile and unlikely hero of Waugh's novel Scoop and the writer of "Feather-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole", might well be described, by today's standards, as a Barbourian.
Barbourian by Roo August 12, 2009

baroused 

when you are so bored that you become aroused you are BAROUSED. there is a fine line between boredom and arousal.
I was studying and baroused.
baroused by queen of england69 November 25, 2010
To reach an advanced state of intoxication, otherwise referred to as "getting pissed/maggot/wasted/drunk/plastered", possibly complimented by severe projectile vomiting.
Person 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on Saturday night?
Person 2: Ahh not much just got barbered with a few mates.
barbered by macca91 September 8, 2009

Max Barbour 

If someone has any of the following, they're a Max Barbour;

- The type of guy that can get everyone's attention but never give you any back

- They are nice to you if it's just you and them until someone more interesting comes along (even in the middle of a conversation)

- Don't open up despite their clear issues

- THEY NEVER EVER SAY A PROPER GOOD BYE

- The type to rarely message you unless they want something

- You must always please them or be some worth to them or they'll ignore you

- They use "turning up to your hangouts" as a conditional event

- Never say thank you

- Always changes your hangout ideas to what they want to do

- Always says that they're going to pay you back but NEVER EVER mention they owe you anything

- Treats you like a worthless piece of shit and or acts like they can replace you with anyone at anytime

- KEEPS TRYING TO FLEX HIS WEALTH (I'm talking about his work, chicks/guys after him and literally anything you don't have, he will talk about

Overall a Max Barbour is an absolute dickhead to everyone and yet everyone loves him but nobody likes him
Oh look here comes a Max Barbour! Better kiss their ass so they can treat me like shit!
British clothing manufacturer, founded in South Shields, best known for making waterproof and outdoor clothing, often associated with the sport of hunting.

Generally worn by rich/preppy british people, (though in recent years it has become more common amongst teens who have enough money to splash out on £200 quilted or wax jackets)

Usually described as an older more adult version of Jack Wills, or a British style of Abercrombie and Fitch
Rich Girl A: Hey darling, do you know where the nearest Barbour is in London?

Rich Girl B: Yes darling, it's on regent street, you know, the shop with the wax jackets in the window.
Barbour by blahblahnosheep December 23, 2009

andrea barbour 

One who can be quiet but inside the mind is exploding with amazing ideas waiting to be cast onto paper. You may never know and Andrea Barbour but if you are lucky enough you may have the chance of reading one of her phenomenal stories
"Have you met Andrea Barbour?" "I wish! That's like saying 'have you met Mark Twain, Stephen King, or J.K. Rowling?'!"
andrea barbour by cogafugi October 26, 2014
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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