barbershop 

something dane always says for no reason

nobody:

dane:barbershop

barbershop by ananaksnsjf March 1, 2019

Barbershop Quartet 

A very awesome group of four men who each sing a different part (Tenor Lead Bari Bass) and do not, contrary to popular belief, wear striped vests and those weird hats. they are part of the barbershop harmony society. Some of the best quartets in the world are Ringmasters (from Sweden), Musical Island Boys (from New Zealand), OC Times (from US and 2008 international quartet champions), Vocal Spectrum, Monkey Magic, Happiness Emporium and Crossroads (from US and 2009 international quartet champions). Also the Dapper Dans of disneyland are a quartet

Wow, that barbershop quartet is the coolest most awesome thing I've ever heard!!!

Barbershop Quartet by Clary Fray July 22, 2009

barbershop pole 

Normal barber shop pole from Smosh that surprisingly has a crush with Ian Hecox

Anthony:Hey Ian, How is it with you and the barbershop pole; Ian: Shut up... we're fine.

barbershop pole by SmoshDude2k February 8, 2014

barbershop specials 

Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.

Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!

barbershop specials by machonachtroll January 8, 2018

barbershop remorse 

The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.

Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.

barbershop remorse by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016

Barbershop Quartet 

When a group of 4 guys get together to groom each others' pubic hair.

"Hey what are you doing later this afternoon?"

"Nothing really."

"Why don't we call Ben and Evan over for a little party?"

"Great idea, but I need to set aside some time to clip my ball hair."

"Dude, no worries. Have them over and we can just have a little Barbershop Quartet."

Barbershop Quartet by Rankle November 25, 2011

barbershop quartet 

Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.

Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.

Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!

John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.

barbershop quartet by Kalem January 10, 2008