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an adjective saying that a person is telling a fake story for his/her own reason..
somtimes telling a story to show off or to be prestigious.
Juan is barbers, he tells his own story even his story didn't even happen...

Paulo is also barbers, his story is different from Juan's even though the story never even happened..

Juan tells that John stinks and dived into a creek.
Paulo tells that John stinks and took a bath.
John doesn't stink at all..
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barbers surprise 

When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)
Bob : How was your night with Emma man?

Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise

Barbers Hill 

Barbers hill is a scam It is a lie because kids think they know everything especially Middle school North.they are very disrespectful to there teachers and some of them think there ghetto because they’ve gone to ISS or DAP they are very outrages I don’t trust eny of these evil Kids they will mess up your durt hill!
Kid says:Get away from me your not popular!
Non barbers hill kid:Go suck a toe
Barbers Hill by Tunky Rabies March 24, 2019

barbers treatment 

You and your barber touching eatch others dicks.
"Do you guys do the barbers treatment"
"Yeah son we booling"
barbers treatment by Asikxd December 11, 2016

Barbers Hill 

BHISD is literally so ghetto, racist, and homophobic. Administrators do nothing about bullying, to the point where students kill themselves. Do not go to this school.
Person 1: Hey, what's the most racist school in Texas?
Person 2: Oh for sure, Barbers Hill!
Person 3: Oh yeah I agree
Barbers Hill by yamothaaaaaaaaaa January 16, 2024

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!
"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

Farting like a barbers cat 

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad
“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”
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