banjord

sister fucker

rowley is a banjord

by tom and steve October 25, 2003

deli benjord

Having the urge to commit sexual acts with your mother.

Harry is a deli benjord

by Deli Benjord September 11, 2016

banjoed

Scots slang.
1. kicked a gentleman in the groin.
2. of a gentleman, to be kicked in the groin.

Smeaton said, "We were laying into him, when some guy came by and banjoed him."

by Observer 52 September 22, 2007

Banjodark

Whiny gay waste of space who constantly pines over how hes too good for other fags when the irony of the situation is he couldnt pull a human being be they in possession of a schlong or not. See also worddenial/word

Hay man banjodark just posted another EN thread

by Ricequeen July 8, 2003

Banjoed

(adj) The resultant state of mind from overindulgence in an intoxicating substance.


Origin: Scally Crew Wisbech. Due to their spread thoughout the united kingdom (usually though dodging the law) The word has also spread

Kev, I am so fucking banjoed.

by Wizzer Kev April 24, 2004

Max banford

the beastliest man the world has yet to see. Any true man with the name of max banford should be the ruler of the world. All the hot girls of the world should be crawling to him so they can hopefully just maybe have a chance. It can also be used as calling somebody a ruler, king, beast, or monster.

Holy crap dude! you're a fricken Max Banford!

by jillyboo65 January 18, 2010

banjoed

where a higher skilled established person is beated by a lower skilled ruffian. This results in lowering of social status of skilled player.

That guy got banjoed
I dont want to be banjoed
...to run the risk of being banjoed

by Barry Hand April 30, 2004