Banjoed

(adj) The resultant state of mind from overindulgence in an intoxicating substance.


Origin: Scally Crew Wisbech. Due to their spread thoughout the united kingdom (usually though dodging the law) The word has also spread

Kev, I am so fucking banjoed.

by Wizzer Kev April 24, 2004

Banjo

A bluegrass instrument which is given as an apology in the American south.

Brad was hit in the face by Ronnie. Ronnie got him a banjo to say i'm sorry.

by Banjo Brad January 03, 2011

banjoed

Scots slang.
1. kicked a gentleman in the groin.
2. of a gentleman, to be kicked in the groin.

Smeaton said, "We were laying into him, when some guy came by and banjoed him."

by Observer 52 September 10, 2007

Banjo

A protagonist in old western movies. His signature move was shooting bullets from his banjo

Banjo: “There’s only gonna be two shots: me shooting you, and then me drinking this shot of whiskey.”

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 12, 2018

banjoing

Axillary intercourse, or to fuck someone's armpit. Big in Europe. Preferably sweaty.

Andy soon discovered that banjoing Gina would be nigh impossible in the back of his BMW.

by dole23b August 15, 2006

Banjo

A musical instrument that was invented by the blacks but later taken over by the whites.
It is the all-american musical instrument.

aka. "the five" or "the 5-string"

I love me some good banjo playin'.

by mcdove February 15, 2016

banjo

The Small Bit Of Skin Behind The Bellend Of The Penis. Usually Snaps After Sex Or After Finishing Puberty.
Refered To As A Banjo As It Looks Like A Banjo String.

Ohh Dude.. I Shagged Sarah Last Night And Snapped My Banjo!

by Josh Nadin March 08, 2008