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(adj) The resultant state of mind from overindulgence in an intoxicating substance.


Origin: Scally Crew Wisbech. Due to their spread thoughout the united kingdom (usually though dodging the law) The word has also spread
Kev, I am so fucking banjoed.
Banjoed by Wizzer Kev April 24, 2004
where a higher skilled established person is beated by a lower skilled ruffian. This results in lowering of social status of skilled player.
That guy got banjoed
I dont want to be banjoed
...to run the risk of being banjoed
banjoed by Barry Hand April 30, 2004

German Banjoed 

When your partner leaves you for her cousin. Specifically if said cousin is from Germany.
Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed!
German Banjoed by Bobby Ford August 23, 2011

banjo'ed 

When something breaks to the point of no return. No fixing will ever get it back working.
Helena banjo'ed her car the other day, who let her on the roads shes a menace! Wouldnt mind looking in her box though
banjo'ed by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes! 

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
Whiny gay waste of space who constantly pines over how hes too good for other fags when the irony of the situation is he couldnt pull a human being be they in possession of a schlong or not. See also worddenial/word
Hay man banjodark just posted another EN thread
Banjodark by Ricequeen July 8, 2003
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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