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**Adjective** describing an event/scenario/

1. To be a victim of humerus misfortune

2. That moment you feel a witch decided your fate and it's all gone tits up
When a girl gives you evils when you drive past her then your car breaks down

"Ahh mate you been Banjo'd"

Or

When you send a naked picture to your bf/gf and send it to all contacts by mistake

"Ahh mate you been Banjo'd"
Banjo'd by Jellyfishjamz August 21, 2013
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Banjo dick 

A penis with an exceptionally round and bulbous head, resembling a banjo.
On their first date she felt like she joined a country band when she offered to give him a handjob and he whipped out his banjo dick.
Banjo dick by Nykimeow September 6, 2016

Banno’d 

Drunk beyond comprehension - a new state of beveraged
Dude, you were so Banno’d last night you tried to kiss your mom and then threw up everywhere
Banno’d by Bubsy March 4, 2018
Getting so drunk that you cry
I was so Banno'd last night that I ate my own tears for dinner.
Banno'd by Zbez March 14, 2018

D’bango 

D’bango As The Street Slang Word Meanin’ A Thug Mo’ At Thuggin’. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup
“D’bango At Ever Soo Much At Ever Str8 Thuggin’, Ever Str8 Stuntin’ & Ever Livin’ Life Fully. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup” - Da Goonie, Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, Freshley, Stuyvesant & Kiery Weiry.
D’bango by Hzr May 2, 2021

dirty banjo 

Another term for a woman's naughty bits.
When she whipped down that g-string and showed me her dirty banjo, I forgot what I was talking about.
dirty banjo by doox January 2, 2007

dueling banjo's 

Its a song usually hummed by people when going into a small country town. just like in the movie "Deliverence". The 2nd riff of the song is hummed most of the time not the chord play in the begining. Often reference to a town full of the modern slang for folk people "hillbilly" and "Rednecks".
Joey: Hey Tim what town are we in?
Tim: Some town in Alabama.
Joey sees people sitting on the front porch of a house!
Tim begins to hum Dueling Banjo's.
Tim: "da da da da da da da da da"
Joey: "da da da da da da da da da"
Tim: "da da da da da"
Joey:" da da da da da"
dueling banjo's by Beavis5000 December 12, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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