banjo'ed 

When something breaks to the point of no return. No fixing will ever get it back working.

Helena banjo'ed her car the other day, who let her on the roads shes a menace! Wouldnt mind looking in her box though

banjo'ed by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

Banjo'ed 

When your camping deep in the woods and hear banjos late at night then wake up with a sore anus.

Man I went camping last night and my buddy Jordan.mc new G woke up with a pink sock. And I was gaping.we totally got banjo'ed.Last time we camp there.

Banjo'ed by Bro dude man guy April 18, 2020

banjoed 

Scots slang.
1. kicked a gentleman in the groin.
2. of a gentleman, to be kicked in the groin.

Smeaton said, "We were laying into him, when some guy came by and banjoed him."

banjoed by Observer 52 September 22, 2007

Banjoed 

(adj) The resultant state of mind from overindulgence in an intoxicating substance.


Origin: Scally Crew Wisbech. Due to their spread thoughout the united kingdom (usually though dodging the law) The word has also spread

Kev, I am so fucking banjoed.

Banjoed by Wizzer Kev April 24, 2004

banjoed 

where a higher skilled established person is beated by a lower skilled ruffian. This results in lowering of social status of skilled player.

That guy got banjoed
I dont want to be banjoed
...to run the risk of being banjoed

banjoed by Barry Hand April 30, 2004

German Banjoed 

When your partner leaves you for her cousin. Specifically if said cousin is from Germany.

Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed!

German Banjoed by Bobby Ford August 23, 2011