benjoed

To be ignored so much, you start doubting your own existence.

He was caught cheating so he got benjoed by his girlfriend.

by Natas Lived October 8, 2015

deli benjord

Having the urge to commit sexual acts with your mother.

Harry is a deli benjord

by Deli Benjord September 11, 2016

banjoed

Scots slang.
1. kicked a gentleman in the groin.
2. of a gentleman, to be kicked in the groin.

Smeaton said, "We were laying into him, when some guy came by and banjoed him."

by Observer 52 September 22, 2007

Benjied

The cyclical act of being stared down, growled at, jumped upon, growled at again, and then stared down. This is most likely to occur all the time.

"Hey bra, you look like you just fought a rabid transvestite!"
"No bra, I just got Benjied"

by Lamphausier October 23, 2009

benkoed

('Ben-ko-Ed") when you or someone else has reached their limit, rather in the state of being extremely drunk, Or high out of their mind.

"Yo bro, you were so benkoed last night!!

by Joejoemojojoe October 11, 2013

Banjoed

(adj) The resultant state of mind from overindulgence in an intoxicating substance.


Origin: Scally Crew Wisbech. Due to their spread thoughout the united kingdom (usually though dodging the law) The word has also spread

Kev, I am so fucking banjoed.

by Wizzer Kev April 24, 2004

banjoed

where a higher skilled established person is beated by a lower skilled ruffian. This results in lowering of social status of skilled player.

That guy got banjoed
I dont want to be banjoed
...to run the risk of being banjoed

by Barry Hand April 30, 2004