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deli benjord 

Having the urge to commit sexual acts with your mother.
Harry is a deli benjord
deli benjord by Deli Benjord September 11, 2016
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Scots slang.
1. kicked a gentleman in the groin.
2. of a gentleman, to be kicked in the groin.
Smeaton said, "We were laying into him, when some guy came by and banjoed him."
banjoed by Observer 52 September 22, 2007
The cyclical act of being stared down, growled at, jumped upon, growled at again, and then stared down. This is most likely to occur all the time.
"Hey bra, you look like you just fought a rabid transvestite!"
"No bra, I just got Benjied"
Benjied by Lamphausier October 23, 2009
('Ben-ko-Ed") when you or someone else has reached their limit, rather in the state of being extremely drunk, Or high out of their mind.
"Yo bro, you were so benkoed last night!!
benkoed by Joejoemojojoe October 11, 2013
(adj) The resultant state of mind from overindulgence in an intoxicating substance.


Origin: Scally Crew Wisbech. Due to their spread thoughout the united kingdom (usually though dodging the law) The word has also spread
Kev, I am so fucking banjoed.
Banjoed by Wizzer Kev April 24, 2004
where a higher skilled established person is beated by a lower skilled ruffian. This results in lowering of social status of skilled player.
That guy got banjoed
I dont want to be banjoed
...to run the risk of being banjoed
banjoed by Barry Hand April 30, 2004