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bangalong 

A girl good enough to have sex with but not good enough to date or have as a girlfriend. A girl you bang along the way untill find a girl good enough to be your girlfriend.
I sex with a bangalong I met in the bar last nite, her face wasn't much to look at but she had a banging body.
bangalong by JJ Jinx April 25, 2011

kermits.bigshlong 

The meme page with the largest shlong in existence and is doing your mom with that shlong. They will also supply weed to you and are the sweetest person ever with EXQUISITE taste in music. They are also unnecessarily hilarious.
If your mom is a milf she's probably had seggs with kermits.bigshlong

bangshwang

Used as an adjective to describe a person or object that is cool or attractive.
A hot girl walks by, you say to your friend, "Damn, that girl is bangshwang."

Your friend sees your new watch and says, "that watch is bangshwang." Implying that he likes it because it is cool.
bangshwang by Matt Barbour July 13, 2006

BigShlong69 

Justin Bieber's sex slave who makes homestyle beans on tuesday mornings right before his seduction classes. He also kills at directing yoga porn. He was also a main character in the upcoming "Tosticleman Adventures."
Guy 1: Loved the new Auschwitz build in that new roblox music video!

Guy 2: Yeah, BigShlong69 has a knack for shit like that lmao
BigShlong69 by Tosticleman August 7, 2019
That Matthew Warby is a bangchong If ever ive see one
Bangchong by Big Geck October 12, 2016

bangshangalang 

Something you say when you've successfully out-witted your opponent. AKA "come out on top" Or when you've done something with such badassery and you need something to exclaim afterwards.
*When you didn't wear a condom and she didn't get pregnant.* "BANGSHANGALANG!"