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bangshlong 

Derogatory term for the Chinese city Bangkok
Hey guys my flight into Bangshlong arrives by 11:00.
bangshlong by Kjscyp May 29, 2022
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bangalong 

A girl good enough to have sex with but not good enough to date or have as a girlfriend. A girl you bang along the way untill find a girl good enough to be your girlfriend.
I sex with a bangalong I met in the bar last nite, her face wasn't much to look at but she had a banging body.
bangalong by JJ Jinx April 25, 2011

kermits.bigshlong 

The meme page with the largest shlong in existence and is doing your mom with that shlong. They will also supply weed to you and are the sweetest person ever with EXQUISITE taste in music. They are also unnecessarily hilarious.
If your mom is a milf she's probably had seggs with kermits.bigshlong

bangshwang

Used as an adjective to describe a person or object that is cool or attractive.
A hot girl walks by, you say to your friend, "Damn, that girl is bangshwang."

Your friend sees your new watch and says, "that watch is bangshwang." Implying that he likes it because it is cool.
bangshwang by Matt Barbour July 13, 2006

BigShlong69 

Justin Bieber's sex slave who makes homestyle beans on tuesday mornings right before his seduction classes. He also kills at directing yoga porn. He was also a main character in the upcoming "Tosticleman Adventures."
Guy 1: Loved the new Auschwitz build in that new roblox music video!

Guy 2: Yeah, BigShlong69 has a knack for shit like that lmao
BigShlong69 by Tosticleman August 7, 2019
That Matthew Warby is a bangchong If ever ive see one
Bangchong by Big Geck October 12, 2016

bangshangalang 

Something you say when you've successfully out-witted your opponent. AKA "come out on top" Or when you've done something with such badassery and you need something to exclaim afterwards.
*When you didn't wear a condom and she didn't get pregnant.* "BANGSHANGALANG!"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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