bangers & mash

Human excrement deposited onto train tracks when passengers flush the train toilet while the train is at the station.

A pile of moist toilet paper (resembling mashed potatoes) with a deposit of human excrement (resembling a sausage) protruding from this.

The pile of 'Bangers & Mash' on the tracks at Platform 8, Reading Station is a particularly striking specimen.

by Andross 1978 May 28, 2008

bangers and mash

Bangers = small spicy sausages
Mash = Potatoes Mashed

Anyone care for some bangers and mash?

by Kat September 03, 2003

Bangers and Mash

The contents of a well-used but badly flushed lavatory, the bangers (sausages) being the turds and the mash (mashed potato) being the bog roll.

"Cinders and ashes, Thomas, your coaches are a disgrace", cried the Fat Controller. "There's soot all over the windows, used tickets all over the floor and Clarabel's khazi is full of bangers and mash!"

by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

bangers and mash

sausages and mashed potato

damn those bangers and mash am teh win!

by Bangers March 20, 2003

bangers and mash

Tha contentz of a highly used but badly flushed toilet.

OK, who was it that didn't flush and left a bowl full of 'bangerz and mash'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

bangers and mash

turds and white bogroll left "as a surprise" in a public toilet.

I couldn't take a shit on the coach - the flusher was broken and it was filled with bangers and mash

by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003

Bangers and mash

Awesome. Rad. Dope. Really frickin' cool.

Hey man, check out this song, it's totally bangers and mash!

Did you see the new Keanu Reeves movie? It's totally bangers and mash.

by Lexnos April 08, 2021