5 definitions by Andross 1978

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Human excrement deposited onto train tracks when passengers flush the train toilet while the train is at the station.

A pile of moist toilet paper (resembling mashed potatoes) with a deposit of human excrement (resembling a sausage) protruding from this.
The pile of 'Bangers & Mash' on the tracks at Platform 8, Reading Station is a particularly striking specimen.
by Andross 1978 May 28, 2008
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Penalty points bestowed upon a gentleman driver by his female companion for unmanly driving.
"You cut in too early you Pussy Clart, now we're be stuck in this lane for hours"

"Why you let him in for? Man up! Thats 3 points"

"You kept me waiting in the cold for 5 minutes, thats 10 Pussy Clart points"

"I'm going to tell everyone we're late because you drove like a Pussy Clart"
by Andross 1978 March 09, 2010
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A fool who has lost complete control of the situation, and is well aware that his Goose has been cooked - yet is powerless to change the enevitable.
He drank 4 Pints and 7 Jaeger Bombs last night, and now he's in work, that boy is a proper Grimacing Grint.
by Andross 1978 December 22, 2008
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A lush (woman), who gets shipwrecked on the good Ship Morgan
That girls a proper Fannyballs, a right little sort
by Andross 1978 April 02, 2008
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A bird what done all them things
Shes a proper little fannyballs that one, a right little sort
by Andross 1978 April 01, 2008
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