Balford 

Someone who is completely lost as to what's going on in a situation. Often times they try to help but just end up getting in the way.

Don't be such a Balford! Just grab the extinguisher and put out the fire you dunce!

Balford by Pineapplemclangalang June 19, 2017

balforth 

The feeling that one experiences in the vacinity of one's butthole after not showering for many days.

Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.

Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.

balforth by thrain May 4, 2005

Balforpoobin 

An abnormally horny uncle. A balforpoobin is normally a very kinky son of a bitch.

Bro your uncle is a balforpoobin

Balforpoobin by CalebFreakin'Davis March 8, 2017

maria bamford 

a breath of fresh air to the dane-cook polluted air of modern american comedy. she is quirky, dark, extremely witty, observational and obnoxiously adorable with her blonde hair and child-like voice. she does not necessarily stick to the classic joke-to-punchline formula but instead relies on storytelling using her unique voices. a shape-shifter of sorts, the bammer is able to drastically change her normal high voice into more masculine, mature, raspy, etc. etc...voices; her most honed and popular impressions would be that of her parents and sister. she suffers from ocd, depression, anxiety which she works into her act. she lives with her eleven year old pug and "wife-partner" blossom. she has a hilarious one-woman sitcom on superdelux.com in which she plays every part and she was also apart of patton oswalt's "comedians of comedy" tour. the bammer is basically a goddess of indie comedy.

"dude have you seen the maria bamford show on superdelux.com?"
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."

maria bamford by elnewton January 18, 2009

bamford 

some who is nice and kind not always good looking but some you can trust and tell things to and know they wont tell anyone and is always willing to help

i sorted my life out with a total bamford

bamford by little-dudeyyyyyy January 23, 2011

Basford-Day 

Basford-Day is the expression for having an extremely lazy day.
Most notably the day we will be spent in bed (Only wearing boxer shorts / underwear) watching star wars, films, playing computer games (most notably simulator games) other internet videos on a laptop while just laying there in your pit.

Guy One - What have you been up to today?
Guy Two - Absolutely Nothing
Guy One - Had a Basford-Day then?
Guy Two - Yeah

Basford-Day by TheBDog84 August 29, 2013

Nightingale Bamford 

An excellent all girls school consisting of grades K-12. The academics are superior to many other schools and its exquisite curriculum contributes to amazing graduating classes with students ending up in schools like Brown, Harvard and Yale.

Nightingale Bamford School is a wonderful place

See definition at Wikipedia

Nightingale Bamford by minturn December 19, 2007