banenis

1)a banana penis
2)banana females use in place of
actual penis
3)a tiny, yellow, curved penis
4)asian penis

tess sucked j-lee's banenis in the back of his toyota
and then later used a frozen banenis to satisfy herself.

by sasomema May 6, 2007

Bannister

City of London (UK) slang for a lunch accompanied by 4 pints of beer. Named after Sir Roger Bannister who was the first recorded person to run a mile under 4 minutes.

Do I go for the cheese board or instead make this a Bannister?

by Highgit May 13, 2021

Big Bäenis Syndrome

A very unfortunate medical condition. Some of the known side effects include having a giant penis an very big muscles. There is no cure for this disease.

WAAOW! Han där pizzagains har BIG BÄENIS SYNDROME!!

- NÄE! FAN VA SYND FÖR HONOM.

- WWWAOOOOOWOAAAAA JOHNNY SINS KRÄMPAJJJ

by eparagger123 March 16, 2021

bænis

also known as taint, the area between your BAlls and ANUS...the dipthong "æ" is a classic touch

i love when she licks my bænis!

by DocE82 February 22, 2009

Bannistered

When soemone talks to you about absolutely useless stuff that you have no interest in whatsoever and you ignore. Then youve been bannistered

Person 1:"silent"
Person 2:Well you see mario is actually a racial stereotype of blah blah blah italian blah blah pizza blah blah pipe woo luigi blah lol.
Person 1:"facepalms self"
Person 3:Dude you just got bannistered..

by Chode55 March 30, 2009

Lyon Bannister

A small wannabe roadman who smokes grass out his stepdad garden. He does wheelies because he thinks hes hard. If you see Lyon Bannister approaching you then flick him on the head and he will run away like a pussy and get the LA5 Lads on you.

Oh look its Lyon Bannister please dont get the LA5 on me you alien heas twat.

by Yeet yeet suck my deek July 8, 2019

Terry Bannister

Terry a blonde dumbass child who thinks its funny to mess around with girls emotions. A wanker for saying that they love them on what is supposed to be a loving day eg: valentines day. Somebody who thinks there a player but really is begging for it he's a wanna be and self-centered immature child don't go for a terry you will regret this.

Terry bannister: im breaking up with you.

1 min after girl goes to her friend
Girl: worst mistake of my life terry bannister is.

by ilklik February 16, 2014