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Bannistered 

When soemone talks to you about absolutely useless stuff that you have no interest in whatsoever and you ignore. Then youve been bannistered
Person 1:"silent"
Person 2:Well you see mario is actually a racial stereotype of blah blah blah italian blah blah pizza blah blah pipe woo luigi blah lol.
Person 1:"facepalms self"
Person 3:Dude you just got bannistered..
Bannistered by Chode55 March 30, 2009
Words you can keep

Bannistered 

The result of a person, who adds whiskey to every and any alcoholic drink.
He was totally bannistered after his final stout with whiskey.
Bannistered by MrsOCGozo April 7, 2023

Jaime Lannistered 

Characters who had great arcs end shitty. Characters who deserved better endings then they were given by the show runners.
Alex Karev was Jaime Lannistered!

Bannister 

City of London (UK) slang for a lunch accompanied by 4 pints of beer. Named after Sir Roger Bannister who was the first recorded person to run a mile under 4 minutes.
Do I go for the cheese board or instead make this a Bannister?
Bannister by Highgit May 13, 2021

Lyon Bannister

A small wannabe roadman who smokes grass out his stepdad garden. He does wheelies because he thinks hes hard. If you see Lyon Bannister approaching you then flick him on the head and he will run away like a pussy and get the LA5 Lads on you.
Oh look its Lyon Bannister please dont get the LA5 on me you alien heas twat.

Terry Bannister 

Terry a blonde dumbass child who thinks its funny to mess around with girls emotions. A wanker for saying that they love them on what is supposed to be a loving day eg: valentines day. Somebody who thinks there a player but really is begging for it he's a wanna be and self-centered immature child don't go for a terry you will regret this.
Terry bannister: im breaking up with you.

1 min after girl goes to her friend
Girl: worst mistake of my life terry bannister is.
Terry Bannister by ilklik February 16, 2014

Bannistering 

To be denied or otherwise fail in attracting females or not satisfy a female
Chris tried him best charm and exhausted his wit but ended up bannistering and being denied his chance at love
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