A shy and quiet boy when you first meet him, but crazy and awesome when you become close enough. If you are nice to him and give him no reason to distrust you… well, he'll trust you. But if you do something out of line to him or one of his friends, it will be very hard to gain his trust back. He doesn't like to be rude, but He will lash out at you if you say something mean to him, his family, or his friends. He usually is never in a bad mood and it's very hard to get him angry, but when he is, it is the scariest shit ever. He is a very reliable person and will keep promises, but he will also tell lies. Normally, he will not like to share things about himself unless you are one of his very close friends. He is a very good listener, and will always make you feel better. Baltzell has a talent in arts, and has amazing gaming skills. He doesn't like to look upset in front of others, so He usually keeps his problems to himself. With hair as gorgeous brown and bright brown eyes, Baltzell is really a catch. However, he really isn't that into dating, so it would be difficult for him to accept you on a date. Also when he loves he loves different. You would be really lucky if you had a friend/boyfriend like him.

Baltzell is synonymical to Basil.

I have a crush on Baltzell.

Baltzell by The 17th Joker February 8, 2020

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Ballzer

1. A rediculous event, to be whack or absurd

2. A badass situation

1. That teacher with the 12 inch fingernails was ballzer.

2. Getting laid tonight was so ballzer.

Ballzer by Amanda Emrich & Stef Lyons March 27, 2008

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