To describe someone acting in a brain-dead way by dancing around in a weird manner and jiggling their ass. Commonly use for downies, autisticpeople, etc. You get what I mean…
Did you see the cleaner auntie yesterday? She was baltering all over the place while I was trying to study, sweeping dust away from her and repeatedly trying to scrub off a butterfly printed on the floor! What a downie!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.